加州的笨法律

前幾天在聽收音機(AM 640)的時候,聽到主持人在講一個蠻好笑的主題,加州的笨法律(Stupid Laws of California)。

結果第一個就是在講我現在住的城市的一條stupid law,其實也不能叫它stupid,先看看是什麼law吧。

Arcadia市: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
(孔雀在跨越馬路包括私人車道時擁有優先權)

不知道的人可能會覺得蠻好笑的,為什麼要設一條法律來規定這個呢?因為我們家這附近實在很多孔雀,如果沒有這條法律,可能一堆孔雀會被車撞死吧。下面是其他一些好笑的stupid laws。

Baldwin Park市: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
(不能在游泳池裡騎腳踏車)

Blythe市: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
(除非你至少養了兩隻牛,不然不準穿牛仔靴)

Burlingame市: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
(除了在棒球場上,否則隨地吐痰是犯法的)

下面還有更多喔,請繼續閱讀。

Carmel市: Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
(不能在街上吃Ice Cream)*已廢除*

Chico市: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
(不能在城市裡引爆核子裝置,否則罰五百元)
               Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
(不能在人行道上打保齡球)

Dana Point市: One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.
(上廁所一定要把窗子關上)

Lafayette市: You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
(把痰吐到別人半徑五英呎內是犯法的)

Lompoc市: It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
(不能養公雞,因為會擾亂安寧)

Long Beach市: It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
(不能在迷你高爾夫球場上罵髒話)
                         Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
(車庫裡除了放車之外不能放別的東西)

Los Angeles市: Toads may not be licked.
(不能舔癩蛤蟆)
                          It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
(讓狗在距離教堂五百碼內交配是違法的)
                         You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
(不能同時幫兩個嬰兒洗澡)

Pacific Grove市: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
(騷擾蝴蝶最高可罰500元)

Pasadena市: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
(讓秘書和老闆單獨在同一個房間內是違法的)

Hermosa Beach市: Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
(公共廁所一定要提共衛生紙)

Walnut市: Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
(風箏不能放超過離第十英呎)
               Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
(男性不能洋裝成女性除非事前得到警察局的同意)
               One may not leave sand in their own driveway.
(不能在自家的車道上堆沙子)

Santa Monica市: You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
(不可以在沙灘上演奏打擊樂器)

San Francisco市: Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
(被歸類為"醜"的人不能在街上行走)
                         Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
(不能在大街上溜大象,除非用繩子牽著)
                         It is illegal to wipe one’s car with used underwear.
(不能用穿過的內褲擦別人的車子)

San Jose市: It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
(養超過兩隻貓和兩隻狗是違法的)

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2 thoughts on “加州的笨法律

  1. 天啊,那些法律……太…..愚蠢了。違反憲法第N 條的人身自由!!!

    還有,抓個錯,santa monica 那個是不能演奏打擊樂器。

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